@Playing_Dad: I don't ever use my blinker. It's nobody's business where I'm going.
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@WilliamAder: If they want to increase the use of public transit, they should start using a scale at the DMV license renewal counter.
@bigmacher: Milk prices could reach as high as $8/gallon soon & at those prices I'm giving everyone the OK to cry if you spill some.
@thatUPSdude: Niece: Uncle I can't find my Girl Scout cookies? Me: (slow kicks empty boxes under couch) That's Weird.
@Jeff_Ross_MD: BREAKING: President Obama shows solidarity with victims in war-torn countries by posting another selfie with celebrities.