@MorganJ7: I don't friend zone people I relationship zone them. You want to be my friend? Too bad, we're dating.
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@Swishergirl24: I just found out that the only thing you need to apply for a marriage license is your ID and an idiot.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: This creepy guy at work calls me "hun" despite knowing my real name so I've started calling him Mulan.