@MorganJ7: I don't friend zone people I relationship zone them. You want to be my friend? Too bad, we're dating.
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@emceekayvee: Gym employee: Sorry ma'am, but to cancel your membership you have to come in & fill out paperwork. Me:*sigh* FINE. Where are you located?
@AmberTozer: The government is dysfunctional and needs to be fixed I'll probably fall in love with it any minute