@Sean_Burgundy_: I don't get why some girls don't make airplane noises before putting their tampons in
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@LizHackett: No member of any family has the same interpretation of the sentence "We need to leave in ten minutes."
@Jam453Lane: When someone uses the bathroom and asks about the wine cork floating in the toilet is why I don't invite people to my house.
@PAPPADEMAS: shame on Kellyanne Conway for attempting to politicize the Bowling Green massacre, in which I was killed
@WritePlay: *I gently remove an eyelash from her cheek* "Make a wish," I say. *I am crushed by a T-Rex wearing a saddle seconds later*