@Sean_Burgundy_: I don't get why some girls don't make airplane noises before putting their tampons in
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@DelanieFischer: Being an adult means assuming someone's dead every time your parents call you at work.
@RorynotRoy: "How fast can you hack into the system!?" "20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues