@OldUncleDaveO: I don't go back to my hometown very often because I've burned too many bridges. And also because I am wanted for bridge arson.
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@BobbleheadMagy: I've never been in love but I imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.
@AristotlesNZ: My psychiatrist says we need to work on my intimacy issues but then he's always the one who refuses to snuggle with me on his couch.