@tastefactory: I don't go on Facebook much so Dave, if you're seeing this, thanks for the invite to your 2007 New Year's party, hope you had fun dude.
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@duplicitron: I choose what country to visit each year by the shape of the first chicken nugget I eat.
@_chasing_amy: 9 just scolded me at the grocery for buying wine. I told him it was ok, I was 21 to which he loudly responded, Nooo, you're 38. Thanks son.
@OctopusCaveman: Some people have this weird super power where they smell like their shampoo for hours after showering.