@Severnjaca: I don't have a drafts folder. My tweeting style is "blender without the lid on".
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@XplodingUnicorn: 7-year-old: What's your favorite color? Me: I don't know. 7: I thought you went to college.
@TheMichaelRock: A coworker wouldn't stop bragging about her upcoming trip to Hawaii, so I emailed her a bunch of pictures of plane crashes.
@radtoria: amazing how folks can pinpoint the subtle floral undertones in a glass of wine while i'm like "yo, is there mustard on this grilled cheese?"