@Severnjaca: I don't have a drafts folder. My tweeting style is "blender without the lid on".
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@ThisOneSayz: "My favorite sex fantasy starts with you bringing me wine..." And then? "Cheese." Mmmm and then? "You close the door from outside."
@davidkenny100: *screaming as if in agony at a wedding *rubs throat There has to be an easier way. - inventor of the bagpipes
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: Check it out! I'm juggling! Wife: Me: Wife: You're supposed to use more than one ball. Me: Can't you just be happy for me?