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@Flattliner: I don't have a friend called Louise.

If I did I would always be saying "Jeez Louise" to her.

Then I wouldn't have a friend called Louise.

I don’t have a friend called Louise.

If I did I would always be saying “Jeez Louise” to her.

Then I wouldn’t have a friend called Louise.

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