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@kwirkyKerri: I don't have a pet so I decided to adopt the spider living in the corner of my kitchen. Her name is Monique. I hope she isn't knocked up.

I don’t have a pet so I decided to adopt the spider living in the corner of my kitchen.  Her name is Monique.  I hope she isn’t knocked up.

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