@birbigs: I don't have a swimmer's body. I have more of a drowning to death body. #Olympics
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@WilliamAder: So, on July 4th, one of the hottest days of the year, we're all going to sit outside of our air-conditioned homes and cook over a fire?
@lucyworld1: If you weren't supposed to eat 15 Oreos in one sitting, they wouldn't package them in rows of 15.
@seanforhire: if aliens attack we will probably be fine unless they realize how easily we are influenced by traffic cones