@birbigs: I don't have a swimmer's body. I have more of a drowning to death body. #Olympics
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@hunz74: "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" Me: "Sometimes?" "Are you smarter than a 16 year old?" Me: "Always."
@PJTLynch: Vacation Bible School is a phrase that gets less exciting for kids as each word is introduced