@birbigs: I don't have a swimmer's body. I have more of a drowning to death body. #Olympics
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@garrettbarry70: Currently helping my wife looking for her favourite vase that I threw out six months ago.
@ElgatoEsmio: "Babe I'm ready for bed" "Why so early its the weekend?" [background] "Next up Channel 6 News reveals Ashley Madison's local business men"
@jordan_stratton: Note to Self: In future interviews, don't say "Safe in your strong arms" when the employer asks where I see myself in 5 years.