@trevso_electric: I don't have ADD. It's just that everything is more interesting than what I have to get done.
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@SaraMansford: Sad that at 36 I have yet to experience the dirty dancing lift. If it doesn't happen by 40 I'll just start running at random strangers.
@CornOnTheGoblin: Before we announce the winner of the Best Bomb Defuser award let's pause for a moment to remember the runner-ups
@Book_Krazy: [interview] "How would you describe your people skills?" ME: I tend to drive others away. "That's great! Welcome to Uber."
@AndyAsAdjective: I want to congratulate you on learning the definition of abundance. "Thank you. It means a lot."