@trevso_electric: I don't have ADD. It's just that everything is more interesting than what I have to get done.
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@Bad_Ass_Trucker: Women to the left of me Women to the right of me That's when I realized I was in the wrong bathroom
@amishschool: Wife leaves keys on counter with a helpful note saying "keys" in case I thought they were llamas.
@CVTBaby: It will be light. It will be dark. It will be light. It will be dark. It will be light. Then I'm back. Me, explaining a vacation to my cat.
@That_Damn_Duck: Superman is depressed because he has to change in dirty gas station bathrooms since the telephone booth is now extinct. Poor Superman.