@trevso_electric: I don't have bumper stickers because I don't believe in anything strongly enough to potentially get my car keyed.
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@TeflonPawn: By the power vested in me by this case of beer, I now pronounce these three loads of laundry as one.
@Pro_Jones_: Me: Mozart was a great composer, but now that he's dead he's a great Wife: I swear to God I'll divorce you Me: *through tears* Decomposer.
@WineMummy: A game of cat and mouse, but it's just me chasing random strangers when I see them with donut boxes.
@batkaren: We've secretly replaced Janet's coffee with melatonin capsules. Let's see if— okay yeah, she noticed. She looks pissed. Sleepy, but pissed…