@peterjames48: "I don't have to outrun the bear! Just you!" Wrong. Bears are so sick of that joke, they skip the slow guy and eat the fast guy now.
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@TrueTorontoGirl: My friend is looking for a single, normal, well adjusted man. I told her to avoid twitter.