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@SodomyClown: I don't kill spiders because when spiders become our mutant overlords and eat us, they will look at me and say, "She's cool. Let her live."

I don’t kill spiders because when spiders become our mutant overlords and eat us, they will look at me and say, “She’s cool. Let her live.”

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