@SamGirlSunday: I don't know about you, but I could really go for a punch in your face right now.
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@trevso_electric: Just once, I'd like to see an honest Facebook status, like "happy birthday to my average-looking, sort of friend, Amanda!"
@slimmy_shady: Hot girls who complain that you can't get laid... do you live on a deserted island?
@TheWoodenslurpy: I'd like to meet a failed scientist, like I do writers. "I science on the weekends and for free sometimes. I think of it more as a hobby."
@E_lok44: The biggest problem with prison is that you can only rearrange your cell in so many ways because of where the toilet is.