@mitushi: Apple managed to launch IPhone 8 and make it outdated all in a span of 25 minutes #AppleEvent
@BlindChow: *man choking*
Is there a doc in the house?
*Dr Pepper rises*
*searches man's pockets*
Hey ur no doctor!
*moustache falls off*
*it's Mr Pibb*
@Gre_Gone: Praying Mantis: *attends church, devours husband*
Agnostic Mantis: *stares suspiciously up at the sky, devours husband*
@PostCultRev: [2054: We develop cheap cloning technology]
[2055: Restaurant opens where you can have clones of yourself serve cooked clones of yourself]
@Cheeseboy22: I don't understand why my coworkers always complain when I microwave my favorite meal: curry salmon stuffed with burnt popcorn.
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