@tsm560: I don’t know if this day is tantamount to the worst day of my life because I don’t know what tantamount means.
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@TheWeirdWorld: The biggest joke of Spongebob is that he can work in a fast food restaurant and still afford to buy a house.
@iNusku: I had this one night stand, and the next morning I felt so guilty I bought another one for the other side of the bed.
@internetluke: My work day - 8:00-11:30 - wonder what I'll eat for lunch today 11:30 - 12:00 - eat lunch 12:00 - 4:30 - Damn lunch was good.