@tsm560: I don’t know if this day is tantamount to the worst day of my life because I don’t know what tantamount means.
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@Glove_Monkey: Someone once told me "If you love something, set it free". I told them not to mind about those noises coming from the basement.
@CrazyUncIeJoe: I just saw a baby wearing a shirt saying: "Santa doesn't exist, but that's ok, cause I can't read."
@DomComedy: If Dumbledore did a 'Cribs' episode for Hogwarts, he'd be like "and this is where the magic happens" in every room.
@Julescoop: The real power of a man... Is the size of the smile on his woman's face sitting next to him.