@MatMarcotte12: I don't know the full history of US and Canada but somehow we've got joint custody of geese
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@DaddyJew: 7: can I have a pop tart? Me: we're going to eat dinner soon 7: this will be my dinner Me: fine but at least have a strawberry one
@Abusitron: ME: I need you to look at my balls, doc *removes pants* DR: Ok what seems to be the problem? ME: *swivels hips sensually* Nuthin
@Breadery: I like to think of myself as a guy who doesn't scare too easily but I just beat the shit out of a motion activated air freshener.