@MatMarcotte12: I don't know the full history of US and Canada but somehow we've got joint custody of geese
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@AbbyHasIssues: An old guy at the gym told me I looked like his late wife. I'm hoping he meant while she was alive.
@slimmy_shady: I have an idea for a website where people seeking to share their views and ideas can get together and ignore each other.
@flaskofwhiskeyy: My friend told me to let loose and be reckless today so I walked really fast with a bowl full of hot soup.
@jwoodham: Why would America make the bald eagle its national bird when all they do is attack things and fly away and nevermind I think I get it now.