@Jarhead44: I don't know this guy, but it looks like opening day of zucchini season.
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@blondecalamity: My decision to have kids was based solely on the fact that I was so tired of seeing movies in their entirety & craved constant interruption.
@Mostly_Cheese: Me: Cute baby, when was she born? New mother: Yesterday. Me: *opens coat filled with knock-off watches* Hey kid, I got Rolexes, 50 bucks.
@sarcasticmommy4: "I'M COLD!" yells the teen who is wearing shorts & a tshirt in 40 degree weather & ignored his mother when she said to dress warmer.