@Midgetspar: I don't know what "Leg Day" is but spending it at the gym is no way to celebrate.
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@lilghosthands: every morning I ask the dog "the usual?" before pouring her food into her bowl & neither of us thinks it's funny but that's showbiz baby
@jordan_stratton: All of our friends were having babies, so my wife and I decided we might as well go ahead and get new friends.
@Be___Dope: People are all wanting a Morgan Freeman voiceover on their GPS. And I'm over here wanting Donald Duck.