@littlekitnerboy: I don't know what to do with my arms when I'm running, should I fold them?
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@jazmasta: *strums ukulele* This one goes out to my ex wife, Lucy. It's called "I know how much you hate ukuleles so I wrote a 9 minute ukulele song"
@causticbob: If you're using public transport never give up your seat to an old lady... That's how I lost my job as a bus driver.
@Elizasoul80: I hope to be a cat in my next life so that I can make someone's life more fulfilling without actually having to do anything for them.