@rolldiggity: "I don't know where this rumor started, but Company and I are just good friends." -Misery
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@crylenol: VAN GOGH: Go on, open it. You'll like it. Much better than last year. GIRL: It isn't another ear is it, Vince? VAN GOGH: what
@noogscorner: Luke, I am your father. Man you should see your face right now. It's all like waaaaaat no way.
@causticbob: My gf just sat me down and confessed to me that she used to be a Christian. It came as quite a shock; I've only ever known her as Christine