@VodkaTiem: I don't know who put chairs in the elevator, but that's a kind of laziness that I can respect.
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@juliussharpe: Parachuting is probably the best way to put your life in the hands of a backpack.
@Breadery: I like to think of myself as a guy who doesn't scare too easily but I just beat the shit out of a motion activated air freshener.
@torrami: Never let them see how much they hurt you. Or the gun. Definitely don't let them see the gun.
@qwertying: "Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."