@VodkaTiem: I don't know who put chairs in the elevator, but that's a kind of laziness that I can respect.
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@lawyerthoughts: Dear law students: my opposing counsel just asked her witness how old she was when she turned 18. You'll be fine.
@TheMichaelRock: It's cute how my wife thinks I can read her mind when I can't even dress the kids properly.
@stonedcoldlazy: Obama just said that no one is listening to our phones..I wonder if he realizes that the LAST thing we do with our phones is make a call!