@Darlainky: I don’t know who’s having a worse day, the bird that’s repeatedly flying into my dining room window or my dog.
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@stevetweeters: Oops. Everyone brought their "see you next year"s to work today and I only brought my throat slashing gesture.
@Sanbel11: If he's a nice guy and treats you well, does it really matter what colour his Maserati is?
@stevemarriott: [McDonalds board meeting] CEO: We need some mascots that cater to children. Kids love clowns, criminals and eggplants right?