@Cpin42: I don’t know who’s worse, the people who sign their cats’ names on Christmas cards, or the cats who refuse to sign.
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@LoveNLunchmeat: I've been Catholic for years and still have no idea which murders I should confess and which I should keep to myself.
@lovemydogduck: Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey
@ceejoyner: Anything guitarists say while leaning back to back during a solo is protected by law like confession or attorney client privilege.