@Dawn_M_: I don't know why a dingo would steal a baby when you can steal cool stuff like rollerblades.
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@Stellacopter: One time my husband asked me to dance for him and I performed the entire Lion King musical to the best of my ability.
@5hael: I think I'm a genius.... I just solved a rubiks cube so fast! It only took me 5 minutes and 25 seconds to peel off all the stickers.
@WhatsHerFace33: A spider jumped on my wife which made her stumble backwards and fall over her bag. Oh how I laughed! Tweet posted from the guest bedroom.