@OneFunnyMummy: I don't know why friends and family keep getting pregnant when I have two kids right here they can have.
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@XplodingUnicorn: Ladies, if you don't want to answer a question from a guy, say, "I already TOLD you. You never listen." We have no idea if you're lying.
@1Happytwit: If you're already in the cop car, I really can't see how puking in it could make things any worse.
@superdadatron: I'm testing my theory that I can get away with putting a 0 or N/A in a work report that requires answers when I don't know the answers.