@U_Want_Shum_M8: I dont know why people are disappointed when they find out a celebrity crush is married.As if that was their only obstacle to being together
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@WilliamAder: Starting to think the frog dissection skills I learned in high school are never going to pay off.
@sweet_toof: Me: ..and a small sprite. McDonald's Girl: Want a large? All sizes are only $.99 Me: I ASKED FOR SMALL YOU DIABETES PEDDLER ok gimme a large
@NotOnTheMoors: There's a section of my fridge/freezer devoted to ageing things I bought because the free sample in the supermarket was quite tasty.