@Adam14: I don't know why people say life is short....this seems to be taking forever.
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@nickwiger: [on my deathbed in 50 years] ugh when that hostess said "enjoy your meal" why did I reply "you too"
@JennnQuinn: Why is it when the sun blacks out on a Monday afternoon it's an "amazing natural phenomenon" but when I do it's a "problem"
@brendohare: Well I'm not really sure why you put "Baby: Ages 0-6" on your resume, but more importantly, why were you a baby for so long