@Adam14: I don't know why people say life is short....this seems to be taking forever.
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@joeldanger: Sending an insult with a typo is like laughing at someone for tripping and falling and then tripping and falling right front of them.
@ItsAndyRyan: Unfortunately, the house having 'period features' turned out to mean we had to get the decorators in once a month.
@AtticusFinch79: HIM: my favorite movie is pulp fiction ME: *trying to impress him but knowing that pulp is real* pulp is the greatest lie ever told