@XGroverX: I don't know why smokey the bear carries a shovel, but it scares the shit out of me.
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@notbedelia: When your wife says she needs a new broom it's best not to ask if she broke the last one in a crash landing.
@realHamOnWry: My inner child just threatened to call Social Services if I don't eat ice cream for supper tonight.
@LadyBombs: I'm good now. I pretended the vegetables I was chopping were actually people. It helped.