@rocknthepurple: I don't know why so many people blame their air conditioning for their inability to spell.
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@UNTRESOR: I wish there was some sort of idiom to describe how easily I just took that lollipop from that infant.
@DestineyLynn: *Closes refrigerator door and hears contents inside fall* Well... sounds like a problem for the next person.
@shutupmikeginn: A dog is in my studio apartment and he keeps looking around for other rooms. I wish i was doing a little better too dude !