@Bryainiac: I don't know why they are called smart phones, I dropped mine in the toilet and it didn't even try to get out.
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@JasonLight73: If the camera adds 10 lbs. & Mirrors don't lie..Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror? It defies logic
@girlposts: having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house
@nataliejmooney: lying on the floor with my mouth open just in case someone breaks in and decides to grate a bunch of cheese in there
@thegynomite: Every selfie you post should come stamped with a number like a limited edition print. "Attempt 7 of 25".