@shadygrenade: License and registration please.
"Bears."
Excuse me?
"Beaaaaars."
Are you drunk sir?
"BEAAAARS!"
Stop saying bea-
*cop is mauled by bears*
@AaronFullerton: To gangs that carve their names into public toilet seats:
A) Why?
B) Haha, you touched a public toilet seat.
@HenpeckedHal: Autocorrect changed "decaffeinated" to "defecated", and despite what my wife may claim, I'm pretty sure she knew what I wanted a cup of.
@3sunzzz: If you're bringing a kid to my house, it better be a baby goat.
@SanskariSwagger: Plot Twist : Your parents don’t want grandchildren ..
They want revenge !
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