@Bryainiac: I don't know why they are called smart phones, I dropped mine in the toilet and it didn't even try to get out.
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@Mehrwane: Facebook: You have more friends on Facebook than you think. Me: You have higher expectations than you think.
@BareChesty: You know your driving really sucks when your GPS says "After 300 yards, stop and let me out"
@craigrachel: The dogboner /Neil degrasse Tyson situation has been an elaborate ruse all so Michael hale could claim on gawker that he has a girlfriend