@1Happytwit: I don't know why they invite me to an Easter egg hunt, then freak out when I turn up in camo gear with my rifle.
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@Ignorant_Indian: People out there are trying to contact the dead and you're telling me you can't text back?
@robolollycop: Teach a man to fish and he will evolve to become so skilled at it that he destroys the ocean and kills every last fish. Nice one education.
@2thestreetz: *lights scented candle* *accidentally burns down house* *everyone agreed that it smelled amazing*