@SeanINCypress: I don't like snakes, but "Diarrhea on a Plane" would be a lot scarier.
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@mccoy_paul: While those 2 guys at the bar were just fantasizing about what they'd do with powerball winnings, I stole their ticket.
@noduffers: If revenge is a dish best served cold AND revenge is sweet then revenge is basically ice cream. Bring it.
@osoplain: Don't sell yourself short, in fact, don't sell yourself at all. I'm pretty sure it's illegal