@Phook75: I don't like the Man I become when I answer Dora before my toddler does
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@fro_vo: i catch her eye from across the room she smiles i make my way thru the crowd we meet "hi" hi "here's your eye back" thanks nice catch
@sad_tree: *Killer sneaks into my house to murder me but sees me practicing karate w/ my big stuffed dog I won from the carnival and changes his mind*
@JediGigi: Me: Nice biker jacket. You ride? Him: No Me: So you're a liar? Him: Me: Him: Nice yoga pants Me: That jacket looks so awesome on you!
@JamesCoolie: The problem with Quotes on #Twitter is that... it is so difficult to tell if they are Genuine - William Shakespeare