@Phook75: I don't like the Man I become when I answer Dora before my toddler does
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@PeaceInTruth1: A car gets better traction in the snow if you throw a couple of coworkers in the trunk.
@TheTweetOfGod: The real reason David beat Goliath is that when David threw a rock, Goliath threw scissors.
@SeanINCypress: Beer is so smart that if you drink enough, right around your midsection, it builds a shelf for you to rest bottles on.