@Phook75: I don't like the Man I become when I answer Dora before my toddler does
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: I bet the reason Kim Kardashian hasn't named her baby is because she doesn't know she's supposed to.
@werehedgehog: When your baby cries, don't feed it. That's just what it expects you to do. You have to outsmart it.
@DaddyJew: Well thank you auto correct for changing "I wish you were here" to "I wish you were her". I didn't wanna have sex anyways.