@Phook75: I don't like the Man I become when I answer Dora before my toddler does
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@SteveSuckington: [text] 11:56 pm Her: whatcha doin? Me: taking a shit 12:03 am Her: whatcha doin now? Me: same shit different day
@moose_chocolate: Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident? Is it possible to stab someone non-violently?
@theyearofelan: Don't be sad when your exes unfollow you. It just means they'll spend more time manually checking your updates