@Phook75: I don't like the Man I become when I answer Dora before my toddler does
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@ShortSleeveSuit: [at hardware store] Me [wiping my mouth]: Waiter I would like another bucket of color soup please Employee: Sir you probably shouldn’t be drinking our paint Me: *tips hat* *passes out*
@Rollinintheseat: When I get cold in a movie theater, I pull a CVS receipt out of my purse and use it as a blanket.
@LurkAtHomeMom: Nobody has to pee more than a small child who has just put on 10 lbs of snow gear.
@InternetHippo: It’s inspiring today to see so many voters researching and learning about an important issue they voted on yesterday