@BrettDruck: I don't like when they use "late" to describe a deceased person. It's like give a guy a break on his attendance, he's dead.
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@davedittell: hey atheists: if God isn't real then who did I just give my credit card information to over the phone?
@Reverend_Scott: [Glass slipper fits on ugly girl with same shoe size as Cinderella] Prince Charming: Um... well. Tell ya what, I'm gonna keep on looking.
@TheToddWilliams: A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale's heart. Let's make this happen.