@FlyJ_: I don't mean to brag, but I just completed my 21 day diet in 3 hours and 15 minutes.
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@KalvinMacleod: [parole hearing] OFFICER: are u reformed? ME: I— O: go on M: I th— O: tell us M: I'm— O: yes M: can I finish my sentence O: ok parole denied