@FlyJ_: I don't mean to brag, but I just completed my 21 day diet in 3 hours and 15 minutes.
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@Gupton68: Me: Excuse me Waiter: Yes? M: The wine’s corked W: This is Holy Communion, the wine’s blessed M: And the breadsticks are stale. I want to see the manager *gets struck by lightning
@ibid78: Say no to drugs. Say yes to the dress. Say anything to John Cusack. Say you say me to Lionel Richie. Say say say to Paul McCartney.
@Donna_McCoy: Just go ahead and put "She always had to pee" on my tombstone, because that's how everyone's going to remember me.