@Bluestmoon_: I don't mean to brag, but I'm in my 30's and my bank account makes me look 21.
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@SortaBad: tonight at the bar, ask a woman if you can buy her a drink. If she says yes, hand that lucky lady a Starbucks gift card and walk away