@MikeCanRant: I dont mean to brag, ladies, but I can turn on most appliances with one finger
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@DanaSchwartzzz: ME: lololol can't believe my parents don't understand how to attach a document to an email lolol ALSO ME: what is taxes help i am so confused and also the only thing I can cook is popcorn
@kcmoore51: Me: I made you a playlist... Her: OMG! THAT'S SO ROMANTIC! Me: It only has songs about food.
@tat2skatermom: I have a doorbell chime for text messages. I just checked my door twice. I don’t have a doorbell. Line up boys. This kinda genius is rare.
@Awk0Tacoo: It's really hard to explain that your eyes are really red from allergies and not weed when you're buying cupcakes and a pound of Doritos.