@MikeCanRant: I dont mean to brag, ladies, but I can turn on most appliances with one finger
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@Phook75: I've spent the better part of my marriage battling to get these two strings inside my wife's shirt to actually stay on this hanger
@Sophie2078: Christmas is great! You can sit on the lap of a total stranger and no one is offended.
@goodtimenoel: Note to self: Before committing any murders, get head and shoulders. Can't be leaving DNA all over the place.