@Marlebean: I don't mean to sound racist, but why do all Chinese food takeout boxes look the same?
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@noog: World: Hey check out this sport we made called football. America: *sips beer* Check out this other sport I just made called football.
@longwall26: Review of "grandma": slow, slow-witted, terrified of technology, can't bench for shit, no karate, basically racist ★☆☆☆☆
@DaddyJew: No, YOUUU had a kid just so you could have someone to eat pizza and play video games with
@weeziepeezy: No YOU hug her first .... NO YOU hug her first .... F-that ! YOU hug her FIRST ! .... -Lineup congratulating the Next Ebola free nurse