@Marlebean: I don't mean to sound racist, but why do all Chinese food takeout boxes look the same?
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@BobScottCPA: But people, if you have a gift card that is all used up, do not drop it in a urinal please—it's a Big letdown to fish it out all for nothing
@flashember: *stares into wormhole* Whoa man, cool. *gets slapped by worm* Pervert! *worm wiggles away*
@GuyEndoreKaiser: People are obsessed with this storm but in ten years no one will talk about it anymore, which is why they named it after the movie Juno.
@Illiter8: The tattoos in your shirtless avi say 'bad boy'; the flowered wallpaper behind you scream 'living in mom's sewing room'.