@Marlebean: I don't mean to sound racist, but why do all Chinese food takeout boxes look the same?
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@Darlainky: Dear Santa, Please send gift cards. Your taste has gotten significantly worse in recent years.
@dshack8: I'm the guy in the meeting giving coworkers the throat slash motion when the boss says "Anybody have anything else 2 add before we adjourn?"