@Marlebean: I don't mean to sound racist, but why do all Chinese food takeout boxes look the same?
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@liv_thatsme: I never pay for pizza delivery. I always just say something weird like "I got this for us," & before I know it, they're speeding away.
@david8hughes: [taking baby's shoes off] Oh what a surprise. Clean soles. It's almost as if you were carried everywhere.
@danjan13: A third zebra strolls casually while whistling and pretending to read a newspaper onto Noah's ark.
@MattFnWallace: And then come the thinkpieces. "ARE Cats Really iPhones?" "Why Telling People Who Think Cats Are iPhones They're Wrong Isn't the Answer"