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@Dildotron: I dont mean to sound racist, but why is my baby black?
*doctor sighs for like 3 mins*
"Sir, its an ultrasound"
*Seinfeld bass riff for days*

I dont mean to sound racist, but why is my baby black?
*doctor sighs for like 3 mins*
“Sir, its an ultrasound”
*Seinfeld bass riff for days*

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