@GuyConfused: I don't mind meeting her parents. It's her husband I have always been avoiding.
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@slaughthie: I asked when my gym membership was up and the dude said "day before Valentine's Day" like I'm some genius who knows when Valentine's Day is.
@FattMernandez: Are there Jewish exorcisms? Where the demon comes out, and just tells you to call your mother?
@WilliamAder: Fast food places should have a third window, where you can trade in the wrong stuff they gave you at the second window.
@funnyhumour: How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. When the bulb goes, they just replace the house.