@GuyConfused: I don't mind meeting her parents. It's her husband I have always been avoiding.
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@tuckerflodman: [1st date] -I'm a fish whisperer. Wow, what does that mean? -*whispers* Fish. Oh... Haha um what do you- -*whispers right in her ear* Fish.
@thistletat13: There seems to be a direct correlation between how many rosaries you have hanging on your rearview and how shitty a driver you are.
@Bob_Janke: *washing motorcycle with my shirt off *cops show up Cops: That guy told you to stay away from his motorcycle