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@SteveDutzy: I don't mind when a waitress says, "Is Pepsi fine?" when I ask for some coke.

But when my drug dealer says it, it's kind of annoying

I don’t mind when a waitress says, “Is Pepsi fine?” when I ask for some coke.

But when my drug dealer says it, it’s kind of annoying

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