@thatUPSdude: I don't mind your bad kids running around if you don't mind me tripping them.
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@billwurtz: if you mash a potato and then change your mind, just mail me the mashed potato and i will un-mash it and send it back
@thepunningman: [hamster construction site] "Colin, you seen Dave?" I left him manning the concrete mixer "Oh no" [cut to Dave having the time of his life]
@SondraDeeMe: FB post from HS friend on pic: My boyfriend is such a dreamboat! My comment: So was the Titanic.