@timdonakowski: I don't need a pair of underwear, I just need one clean underwear.
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@KristinGnr: To the jogger clinging to the hood of my car: That's why you run WITH the flow of traffic
@CubanaMama82: I once got a ride home from the pizza guy by ordering 1 pizza to be delivered to the bar and 1 to my house. Pretty sure i deserve an award.
@U_Want_Shum_M8: My 5 year old brother said "when I'm older I won't have a GF, I'll live on my own like my big brother" YEAH CAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY A CHOICE
@TheTrueDocLove: I'm bored I think I'll go to the mall, find a really good parking spot and sit there with my reverse lights on.