@HalfBakedHoney: I don't need a panic room; I can panic perfectly fine anywhere.
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@Brentweets: Speed 3: Waitress has to keep talking about the day's specials or the entire restaurant explodes.
@Brianhopecomedy: I told my wife that size shouldn't matter so she went out shopping and bought my "boys room" a new 4 inch TV.
@ActuallyEmerson: Gay guys don't listen to girls talk either, but we do have the good sense to say "I know, right?!" while we wait for our turn to talk.