@HalfBakedHoney: I don't need a panic room; I can panic perfectly fine anywhere.
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@iinkedZombie: Wife: "Oh my God! You really ONLY hear what you want!" Me: "Thanks! I've been working out!"
@BrianStack153: Just felt compelled to apologize again for my joke last year about Don Henley having a pet chicken named Hen Donley.
@DomesticGoddss: Who knew 20yrs after Debate class I'd apply those skills to present arguments to 7yo on why pasta shapes don't change the taste of pasta.