@lawblob: I don't need the government telling me how to raise my kids
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@suntzufuntzu: YELLOW HIPPO: (whispering to red hippo) I'm not your enemy. Marble scarcity is a myth spread by humans to turn us against each other.
@MoneypennyNaked: I could never be on The Bachelor. I don't need millions watching me get dumped & cry on tv. It's bad enough my cat sees that shit everyday.
@kumailn: "Give your email a good password. Letters, symbols, numbers." "What about my atm card which holds all my money?" "Any 4 numbers in a row."