@lawblob: I don't need the government telling me how to raise my kids
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@ReeseButCallMeV: Boss: How come I don't see you doing any work? Me: Because you have no imagination!
@TheToddWilliams: [creation] GOD: Gather round creatures & I'll tell you what you'll eat ANTEATER: I'm SO excited! DUNG BEETLE: I got a bad feeling about this
@johnfreiler: my friend's apartment building burned down so he's at his parents' and he still won't hang out with me. HOW MANY MORE FIRES DO I NEED TO SET