@lawblob: I don't need the government telling me how to raise my kids
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@iwearaonesie: a fun thing to do if your wife leaves her fb open: post an argument you had but switch who said what and watch her friends agree with 'her'
@holypurgatory: A lot of people cry when they chop onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
@CruisinSoozan: The dog almost ate the bird tonight. It was like a Dateline episode. "He kept to himself, but on the evening of June 6, he snapped."