@heidi420x: I don't need to be rich, it would just be nice to live in a neighborhood where I could be confident that that noise was definitely fireworks
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@rainerfm: My boss got hit by a car while I was on my way to the wishing well so yes, I do have some spare change.
@hipstermermaid: I need a punctuation mark that is halfway between a period and an exclamation point so I can answer texts without sounding bored or insane.
@yonewt: I know someone who puts raisins in meatballs so don't even try to talk to me about psychos
@Jenny4ashley: [speed dating] Me: Have you ever choked someone? "No I would never do something like that" Me: Next