@GloGurL: I don't normally cook. How much vodka do you add to the mashed potatoes?
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@Matt_The_1st: I think the saying "every man for himself" was made up by women tired of making sandwiches
@KirillWasHere: If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
@Ideal_Victoria: Me: I can't get the taste of sour balls out of my mouth Friend: I love those candies Me: Candies?
@D2BMcG: Yes, I'm English. No, I can't speak British to you. No, I don't know the Queen. No, I don't want a spot of tea.