@MatMarcotte12: I don't normally shit with the door open but I don't want to miss the in flight movie
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@Gilmatic: *nose hairs growing out of control *buys tiny scissors *jam them in the eyes of whoever I catch staring at my nose hairs
@iAmJuddy: |T|h|i|n|k| |I| |f|o|u|n|d| |s|o|m|e|t|h|i|n|g| |m|o|r|e| |a|n|n|o|y|i|n|g| |t|h|a|n| |h|a|s|h|t|a|g|s|
@honeybadgerMel: Yes... I retweet. Isn't that kinda the point? Spread the love and shit? Mostly shit... But that's your fault...
@Prof_Hinkley: I was doing CPR on a co-worker for 5 minutes before someone told me that's just how she laughs