@hotmessminushot: I don't quite get women who have like 15 bridesmaids. I don't even like 15 people altogether in my life.
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@kramediggles: If someone catches me staring I quickly look to my left & right so they think "oh that girl's not looking at ME she's looking at EVERYTHING"
@sip_at_home_mom: Finally cleaned out the fridge to make meal planning easier. Tonight, we're having buttered olives with mustard and baking soda.
@bornmiserable: blood is thicker than water, which is my secret to winning the annual county fair gravy contest every year
@Donna_McCoy: Sorry, I can't be around you today. The temptation to smack you in the face is just too great.